leavingbutgoingnowhere
1 week ago
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junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

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3 weeks ago
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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

(Source: spooken-not-written)

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queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

(Source: marvelcolm)

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1 month ago
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So I’m moved in but super alone and lonely. :(

1 month ago
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tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

image

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cismesis:

waltass:

VIRGINIA JUST LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE FIRST STATE IN THE SOUTH 30 MINUTES AGO HELL FUCKIN YEA TURN THE FUCK UP IN THIS STATE FUNCTION

source, source

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assemble-the-cap:

"Why do you like The Avengers"

answer

(Source: preserum-cap)

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carlsburnbook:

rik stahhhp

carlsburnbook:

rik stahhhp

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rainbowdonkee:

Doesn’t it remind you something Banksy would make?

rainbowdonkee:

Doesn’t it remind you something Banksy would make?

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emkaymlp:

it only gets harder, kid

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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  • Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
  • iPhone user: Emojis
  • Android user: damn :/
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beablazemydearmockingjay:

probablyjudgingyou:

dammitcumberbatch:

cumberbuddy:

ladyavenal:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

#i cant

system failure

#rebooting

#internet dial up sound

#ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

i thought the second gif was frozen but then i saw the light moving in the background

fun fact: benedict cumberbatch has stated that harrison ford is his hero so realistically; when harrison ford said this; he really did have a system shutdown because he probably thought he would never get to meet him. 

(Source: genandhisqueen)

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